Redundant Meeting: Mtg 18

Today's agenda is as follows:

Item 1: Discuss the meaning of life
Item 2: Eat free catering (free for all employees, but not really)
Item 3: Decide on the best way to spend the company budget (spoiler: it's all going to be spent on more meetings)
Item 4: Take a 10-minute break to scroll through social media (because we all need to stay connected)