Where the previous 17 meetings were just a warm-up, we're diving into the truly soul-crushing depths of bureaucratic inefficiency.
Item 1: Discuss why the previous meeting's action items were not completed (15 minutes)
Item 2: Introduce new jargon to replace old jargon (30 minutes)
Item 3: Determine why the copier is jammed (20 minutes)
Discuss how the new jargon is not jargon enough
Schedule another meeting to discuss why the previous meeting's agenda was too ambitious
Notes will be taken, but probably not typed up until 5 PM.