Meeting 18: The Resolution

After weeks of deliberation, we finally have a resolution. Or do we?

The room was tense as the committee members pored over the 37-point agenda, arguing over minute details. In the end, it all came down to one thing: who ate the last donut.

The resolution, which you can view here in its entirety, reads:

WHEREAS the donut in question was last seen in the break room;

BE IT RESOLVED that the person responsible for eating the donut shall be brought to justice.

NOW, THEREFORE, BE IT RESOLVED that a full-scale investigation shall be launched into this egregious crime;

AND, BE IT FURTHER RESOLVED that the perpetrator shall be forced to share their donut-eating techniques with the rest of the team;

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