Adjournment Plan for Meeting 3

Because who needs to actually accomplish anything, right?

As we've established, the only thing more exciting than this meeting is the prospect of going home early. To that end, we present to you the Adjournment Plan for Meeting 3.

• 6:00 PM - Officially start adjourning
• 6:05 PM - Someone mentions a "quick update" and we all pretend to listen
• 6:10 PM - We take a break to grab some snacks from the break room. Because, let's be real, we're all hangry
• 6:20 PM - Someone pulls out their laptop and starts browsing cat videos. No one stops them.
• 6:30 PM - The meeting is officially adjourned, but we're all just going to stay and pretend to work

And that's it! Thanks for playing along, everyone. You may now return to your regularly scheduled daydreaming.

See you all next time!