Meeting 3: The Looping Lunacy

Wherein the participants of Mt. Doom Corporation engage in a heated debate about who ate the last donut.

It's been 4 meetings and we're still stuck in this loop of bureaucratic nonsense. Who's next?

John: "I didn't eat the last donut, I swear!

Jane: "Oh yeah? Well, I didn't eat it, and neither did Dave. But I'm pretty sure Bob did."

Bob: "I did not eat the donut. I'm on a diet."

John: "A diet? You call eating 3 donuts a diet?!"

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