Our Boss is a Terrible Person
Microwave Humor Theory
Meetings: the ultimate test of a person's sanity. And our boss is no exception.
Apparently, the only way to understand the complexities of the universe is to have our boss ramble on about the importance of "synergy" and "disruption" for 45 minutes, while the clock ticks away.
We've developed a theory: the microwave hum is actually a manifestation of our boss's soul. The more it hums, the more he talks.