MTG 4 Copier Woos Part 2

Wherein our heroes attempt to make sense of the copier's endless output.

After last week's meeting, the copier still refuses to turn off.

John has taken it upon himself to create an Excel spreadsheet to track the copier's progress.

Next meeting: The Copier's Dark Energy Source

Meetings on potential solutions for the copier's copier problem

Current State:

The copier is still spitting out pages at an alarming rate. It's like it's trying to paper-ify our office.