Today's meeting has been called to discuss the pressing issue of Mysterious Sushi Burritos. Yes, you read that right. Mysterious Sushi Burritos.
According to sources, these burritos are not just any burritos. They contain a secret ingredient, rumored to be a combination of pickled ginger, wasabi, and regret.
We will be discussing the finer points of this culinary enigma, including but not limited to:
* The texture of the tortilla
* The ratio of sushi to burrito
* The optimal amount of regret to include per serving
We will also have a special guest appearance by our resident Sushi-Burrito expert, Dr. Mystic McSushi
Don't miss out on this opportunity to taste the mystery!