Meetings are like a never-ending cycle of existential dread, but did you know they're not just a phase? They're actually a syndrome.
It's not just about the endless hours of staring at a whiteboard, the awkward small talk, or the inevitable "just one more thing" that always seems to come out of nowhere. No, it's much worse.
Meetings are a symptom of a larger problem: the struggle to stay awake, the desperation to be relevant, or maybe just the fear of being trapped in a never-ending Groundhog Day.
Or maybe, just maybe, it's because you're secretly a Meetings Addict.
Either way, it's time to face the music and ask yourself: What's the point of it all?