Meeting 4: Clinical Trials of Productivity

This meeting will never end, nor will it start

Clinical Trial 1: The Never-Ending Story

We've been meeting for 4 days now, and still no decisions have been made. We're starting to suspect a conspiracy.

Our team of experts in procrastination and time-wasting have been conducting Clinical Trial 2: The Art of Doing Nothing.

But don't just take our word for it! Read the Clinical Trial 3: The Science of Meeting Science to learn more about the effects of meetings on productivity.

This meeting has been sponsored by the Clinical Trial 4: The Funding of Meetings.

Side effects may include: loss of time, loss of sanity, loss of productivity.