Meeting Adjournment Syndrome: The Unfortunate Consequences of Repeated Meetings

Warning: this page may induce feelings of dread, hopelessness, and existential despair.

Causes:

• Repetitive meetings with unclear agendas
• Uncooperative meeting attendees
• Unending PowerPoint presentations
• Unrelenting coffee machine malfunctions

Symptoms:

• Trembling hands
• Tunnel vision
• Temporary memory loss
• Uncontrollable rage

Diagnosis:

You have Meeting Adjournment Syndrome, a condition caused by an excessive number of meetings. Treatment options include:

• Stealthily exiting the meeting unnoticed
• Claiming "urgent family emergency" as an excuse
• Developing a sudden and irreversible case of "meeting-induced" deafness

Hyperlinks:

For related information, please visit:

• Meeting Therapy Program
• Meeting-Induced PTSD Support Group
• Meeting Adjournment Support Forum