Adjournment Syndrome Treatment: The Unending Struggle

Are you tired of meetings that never seem to end? Do you feel like you're stuck in an endless loop of pointless discussions and watercooler chat? Welcome to the world of Adjournment Syndrome, where the agony never ends.

Our treatment program offers a unique blend of therapy, medication, and existential dread to help you cope with the crushing ennui of adjournment. But don't just take our word for it! Check out our success stories from satisfied clients:

Success Stories:

• MTG-4: The One That Went On for 12 Hours and 45 Minutes
• MTG-4: The One That Ran Over the Weekend

But don't just read about it, experience it for yourself! Join our Adjournment Syndrome Support Group and find solace in the suffering of others.

Adjournment Syndrome Support Group:

Join us for our weekly meetings, where we commiserate about the futility of existence and the crushing tedium of adjournment.

Or, if you're feeling particularly masochistic, try our special "Adjournment Marathon" program:

Adjournment Marathon:

Suffer through 48 hours of non-stop meetings, with only brief breaks for stale coffee and awkward small talk.