Welcome to Adjournment Replacement Therapy, where the agony of meeting adjournments is replaced with the agony of awkward small talk.
Due to unforeseen circumstances, we are currently in adjournment. Please take a deep breath and try to focus on the existential dread of being stuck in this conference room.
We offer a range of Adjournment Therapy Sessions to help you cope with the crushing ennui of waiting for the meeting to start.
Session 102: The Art of Making Small Talk Session 103: The Power of Sarcasm as a Defense Mechanism
Our clients say we are "a necessary evil, a plague on society, but with better coffee." - John D.