Step 1: Acknowledge the problem. You're wasting everyone's time.
Step 2: Identify your triggers. Is it the coffee machine, the fluorescent lights, or the existential dread of being stuck in a conference room?
We have the following recovery solutions:
- Medication: Our patented Meeting-Blocker 5000 will suppress your meeting-induced anxiety.
- Therapy: Our certified meeting-therapist will guide you through the trauma of adjournment.
- Counseling: Our licensed meeting-counselor will help you develop coping mechanisms for the inevitable "can we just email this instead?" question.