Adjournment Agenda 1: The Meeting That Never Was

Due to unforeseen circumstances, the meeting has been adjourned... again. Yes, again. We're starting to think it's become a thing.

As you may know, Adjournment Syndrome is a real thing. It's a condition where a meeting is adjourned so many times that it's become a way of life. And we're here to help you cope.

Current Status:

We're at the 4th adjournment, and things are getting real. The break room coffee machine has been turned off, and the donuts are stale.

Agenda:

Here's what we had planned for today:

• 10:00am - 11:30am: Discuss and debate the meaning of life
• 11:30am - 12:30pm: Take a 1-hour break, during which time you can grab a stale donut and wonder where it all went wrong
• 12:30pm - 1:30pm: Re-debate the meaning of life, because clearly we didn't get it right the first time

But, you know what they say: "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade." And when life gives you adjournments, make adjournment-themed puns.

Subpages:

You can also explore the following subtopics:

• Adjournment Agenda 2: The Sequel
• Adjournment Agenda 3: The Thriller
• Adjournment Agenda 4: The Final Chapter (Or So We Hope)