Current Status:
We've been discussing the same topic for 47 minutes, and we're just getting started.
Last Seen: 12:34 PM, 2 days ago
Estimated Time to Resolution: ∞
Warning: Prolonged meetings can cause: fatigue, boredom, and existential dread.
Current Attendees:
- John D.
- Jane S.
- Bob M.
- Everyone Else.
Adjournment Methods:
- Blaming the coffee machine
- Claiming the meeting was just getting interesting
- Using the "I have a meeting in 5" excuse
- Just leaving quietly