Adjournment Hysteria

A meeting that will never end

Meetings are supposed to have a clear agenda, but what happens when the agenda gets lost in a sea of coffee cups and stale air?

You have reached the epicenter of Adjournment Hysteria, where time is relative, and the concept of productivity is a distant memory.

Current Status:

We've been discussing the same topic for 47 minutes, and we're just getting started.

Last Seen: 12:34 PM, 2 days ago

Estimated Time to Resolution: ∞

Warning: Prolonged meetings can cause: fatigue, boredom, and existential dread.

Current Attendees:

  • John D.
  • Jane S.
  • Bob M.
  • Everyone Else.

Adjournment Methods:

  • Blaming the coffee machine
  • Claiming the meeting was just getting interesting
  • Using the "I have a meeting in 5" excuse
  • Just leaving quietly