Warning: this meeting has been in adjournment for 4 years and 7 months. Prolonged exposure to adjournment has caused irreparable damage to the participants' sanity.
**Symptoms:** * Inability to make decisions * Repeating the same points over and over * Constantly checking watches for adjournment time * Suspicions of a government conspiracy to keep you there
We have tried everything: coffee, more coffee, more meetings, more meetings, and even more coffee... but it's all just a never-ending cycle.
**Treatment Options:** * Adjournment Surgery - a radical new procedure to sever the adjournment nerve * Support Groups - share your experiences and find solace with others who have suffered the same fate * Adjournment Hacks - learn how to survive in a world where adjournment is the norm