Meeting Recovery Solutions 1.1

We're glad you asked for more meeting recovery solutions! Our team of overworked, underpaid experts has come up with even more ways to help you recover from the existential crisis of another pointless meeting.

Method 1: The Art of Doing Nothing

Sometimes, the best way to recover from a meeting is to simply do nothing at all. That's right, just sit there, stare blankly at your phone, and pretend to take notes. It's like a form of meditation, but less zen.

Method 2: The Meeting Recovery Matrix

Using our patented Meeting Recovery Matrix, you can categorize your meeting experiences on a scale of 0-10, where 0 is "I just sat through a meeting" and 10 is "I actually accomplished something." Don't worry, we won't judge you.

Method 3: The Meeting Recovery Hotline

Our team of highly trained, slightly-above-minimum-wage crisis counselors are here to help you cope with the trauma of another meeting. Call us anytime, day or night, and we'll do our best to talk you down from the ledge.

Method 4: The Meeting Recovery Olympics

Engage in a series of absurd, Olympic-themed challenges to distract yourself from the crushing ennui of another meeting. Who needs actual productivity when you can compete in the Shot-putting of Meeting Minutes?