We've all been here before, folks. The meeting that refused to end. Cheetos and PowerPoint, a deadly combination.
Agenda Item 1: Discuss the color scheme for the new logo. (10:00 AM - 11:30 AM)
Minutes DecisionsNext on the agenda: The never-ending discussion about the font size of the company slogan.
Slogan FontItem 1: The color scheme for the new logo will be decided by a group of highly paid consultants.
Item 2: The meeting will continue for another 3 hours to discuss Item 1.
Item 3: We will take a 15-minute break to grab some more Cheetos.
More CheetosDecision 1: We will have more Cheetos.
Decision 2: The company will be renamed to 'Cheetos Inc.'
Decision 3: The CEO will now wear a Cheetos costume to all company functions.
CEOs Costume