Chetos Fan Club

Rules of Engagement

Rule 1: All meetings shall begin with a 30-minute Cheetos-filled breakfast feast.

Any meeting without Cheetos is no meeting at all.

Exceptions: If a member has a valid medical reason for not partaking in Cheetos, they must provide a doctor's note.

Rule 2: All meetings shall be held in the conference room with the best natural light.

The conference room with the best natural light is clearly the one with a south-facing window.

No exceptions. No discussion.

Minutes of this meeting will be recorded.

See previous meeting's minutes for more details.

			**Meeting Notes**
			- Cheetos count: 27 bags consumed
			- Meeting adjourned due to Cheetos-fueled comas