Decisions of Mtg-4

Mtg-4: Where the meetings are longer than the attention span of a goldfish

The following decisions were made at Mtg-4:

Decision 1: More Meetings

After a gruelling 2 hour meeting, the team decided it would be a good idea to schedule more meetings for the next day.

Reasoning: "We can always just work while we're in the meeting, and if someone asks us to do something, we can just tell them we're in a meeting."

Outcome: More meetings were scheduled, but nobody actually got any work done.

Decision 2: Mandatory Lunchtime Powerpoint

After 3 hours of PowerPoint presentations, the team decided it was a good idea to make them mandatory for all future lunches.

Reasoning: "Who needs actual lunch when you can have 3 hours of slides and a free sandwich?"

Outcome: The team's stomachs protested, but the PowerPoint addiction persisted.