Decision 2: The Unnecessary Committee Meeting

Today's Agenda:

1. Discussion of the importance of discussing this meeting's agenda.
2. Rehashing of last week's meeting's discussion of the agenda.
3. Unanimous decision to rehash the agenda again next week.

Present:

• John Doe
• Jane Doe
• Bob Smith
• Bob's Lawyer (Consulting)

Decisions:

1. That we should have more meetings about the agenda.
2. That someone should take notes, but we're not really sure who.
3. That we should have more snacks in the break room.

Actions Items:

• Create a new document outlining the agenda.
• Assign someone to re-read last week's notes.
• Order more snacks for the break room.

Next Steps:

• Same time next week, same meeting room.
• Same agenda, same discussion, same decisions.
• More of the same, forever.