Minutes from the Redundant Meeting

Meeting 4: A Never-Ending Cycle of Inefficiency

1. Attendees: Bob, John, Jane
2. Objective: To achieve the impossible
3. Agenda: Discuss the weather
4. Notes:

Decision	Outcome
Whether or not we should take breaks	Not taken, because why start now?
What to eat for lunch	More meetings, because clearly we need more meetings
When to start the next meeting	Whenever, because time is relative

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