What is MtG-4: The Redundant Meeting of Doom?
It's a meeting so redundant, it'll drive you to the brink of madness. But hey, at least you'll have a good excuse for why you're late to actual meetings.
Q: How many minutes does it take to get to the bottom of this meeting?
A: Approximately 37.5 minutes, give or take 0.5.
Q: Can I just send someone a summary of the meeting?
A: Ha! You think you can just summarize MtG-4? Good luck with that.
Q: Will I ever be able to use my bathroom during this meeting?
A: Only if you want to sacrifice 5 minutes of your precious productivity.
What's on the Agenda for MtG-4: The Redundant Meeting of Doom?
- Review of last week's review of this meeting.
- Talk about the talk about the talk about the talk.
- Q&A (just kidding, there won't be any actual answers).
- Break (just kidding, we'll still be here).