THE MEETING OF THE CENTURY: Mtg 5

Where: The Overly-Compensating Conference Room

Time: 3:33 PM, Because That's Just the Right Time for a Meeting

Agenda:

• Item 1: Discuss the importance of discussing items 1 and 2
• Item 2: Talk about how we're not actually going to talk about item 1
• Item 3: Decide who ate the last donut in the break room

Attendees: 12+ people who are all secretly wondering why they're here

Objective: To somehow, miraculously, actually accomplish something

Hyperlinks to Other Meetings:

• Mtg 3: The one where we pretended to work on Mtg 4
• Mtg 2: When we first started wondering if we were actually accomplishing anything
• Mtg 1: When it was still just a bunch of ideas and PowerPoint