MINUTE 4: WHERE IDEAS COME TO DIE

Today's agenda: discussing the meaning of life, the universe, and everything... again.

Discussion Leader: Bob, the Guy Who Always Talks

Attendees: 5 people who are secretly playing video games on their phones

Objective: To find a solution to the age-old problem of the stapler that's always jammed.

Objective 2: To decide on the perfect font size for the meeting minutes.

• Font Size Debate
• Stapler Emergency Response Plan

Meeting adjourned until next week, when the same people will probably play video games again.