MTG-4: THE AETHENA OF PRIORITIES

AGENDA:

Item 1: Discuss the futility of discussing priorities
Item 2: Make a to-do list, then cross off items as we forget what we were doing
Item 3: Take a 15-minute break to scroll through our phones

Remember, the meeting will not actually accomplish anything. This is just for fun.

MTG-5: THE MTG OF OMEGA POINT OF IRRELEVANCE MTG-3: THE MTG OF SIGMA OF SURPLUS