Today's agenda:
8:00-9:00 AM: Review of last meeting's notes (again)
9:00-10:00 AM: Update on update on update (still pending)
10:00-11:00 AM: Discussion of deadlines that are no longer relevant
Remember: this meeting is a great opportunity to practice your PowerPoint presentation skills!
Because practice, you know, is what makes perfect.
Or so I've heard.
Adjournment: because we're all clearly not getting paid enough to be here
Good luck, meeting-goers!
The adjourning of the meeting will be adjourned. Seriously, though, just go home now.