Why Bob loves rambling: because he has nothing better to do. Like the rest of us.
Bob's love for rambling is a well-documented fact. He's been known to talk for up to 4 hours straight about nothing in particular. We've tried to intervene, but he just gets all defensive and says "It's a valid point! I'm just getting to the good stuff!"
As a result, we've had to create this meeting to deal with the aftermath of his ramblings. MTG-4: The Meeting That Time Forgot is our solution to the Bob-problem.
We'll be discussing these and other pressing questions in our meeting today. Don't forget to bring your A-game, folks. Or, you know, don't.