Press Release: Redundant Meetings: The Series

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

We are proud to announce that the Redundant Meetings Initiative has successfully held 427 meetings in the past fiscal year alone.

"Our team has truly outdone themselves this quarter," said a visibly exhausted executive.

Highlights of the year include:

• Meeting 1: "Catch Up" Meeting (recurring every 2 weeks)
• Meeting 2: "Status Update" Meeting (bi-weekly)
• Meeting 3: "Discussion" Meeting (monthly)
• Meeting 4: "Meeting to Discuss Meeting 1, 2, and 3" Meeting (quarterly)

When asked why they felt the need for such an extensive meeting schedule, the executive simply shook their head and said, "We're trying to make progress, but slowly."

The Redundant Meetings Initiative is proud to have been recognized with 12 awards for "Most Meetings Held in a Row" and 3 for "Best Use of a Whiteboard."