The Snack Food Conundrum

It has come to our attention that the meetings are not going as well as they could. In fact, it appears that the only thing holding the team back is the constant need for snacks.

As we sit here, surrounded by the remnants of last week's Doritos and Cheetos, we are faced with a crisis of epic proportions. The meeting room is a war zone, with crumbs and wrappers scattered as far as the eye can see.

Some of us have proposed a solution: a snack-free meeting policy. But others have vehemently opposed, citing the importance of "keeping our energy up."

We present to you, dear colleagues, the following options:

Option 1: The Snack-Free Utopia

Imagine a meeting room where the only sound is the gentle hum of productivity. Where the only scent is the fresh air of creativity. It's a beautiful dream, isn't it?

But, alas, it may not be possible. We'll need to work through the withdrawal symptoms together, as a team.

Option 2: The Snack-Food-Fest

Or, we could go all in on the snacks. Double down on the Cheetos. Triple down on the Doritos.

This option may be the key to unlocking our true potential, but we risk becoming a snack-food-fueled monster.

And finally, we have:

The Neutral Zone

For those who wish to remain in the middle, the Neutral Zone is the way to go. No snacks, no no snacks, just a meeting in a meeting room.