MTG-4: The Meeting That Refused to Die

Agenda:

  1. Discussion of the meeting's existence
  2. Debate over the meeting's purpose
  3. Resolution of the meeting's non-existence

Attendees:

Bob Sally John

Notes:

"I'm not sure what we're doing here," said Bob.

"Me too," said Sally.

"I'm just here for the free donuts," said John.

Minutes:

MEETING MINUTES

MEETING TITLE: MTG-4

MEETING TYPE: Redundant Meeting

MEETING DATE: Never

MEETING TIME: Never

MEETING LOCATION: Nowhere

MEETING PURPOSE: To exist

MEETING NOTES: "I'm not sure what we're doing here."

MEETING ATTENDEES: Bob, Sally, John

MEETING NEXT MEETING: Never

MEETING CHAIR: Not applicable

MEETING SECRETARY: Not applicable

MEETING TREASURER: Not applicable

MEETING DECISIONS: None

MEETING ACTION ITEMS: None

MEETING NEXT STEPS: None

MEETING FOLLOW-UP: Never

MEETING RECAP: "We're all just pretending to be here."

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