This meeting has been going on for 6 hours and we still haven't gotten anything accomplished.
It's as if the only thing we're doing is pretending to work.
The clock has been stuck at 10:04 since eternity.
We still have no minutes to show for this meeting!
But hey, at least the coffee machine still works.
Side Note: The Boring Person
The Boring Person is still reading from their notes, still talking at length about the weather.
It's actually kinda scary how much they care about the weather.
Side Note: The Boss
The Boss is sitting there, looking important and unapproachable.
We all know we can't ask them any questions without getting in trouble.