Minutes 4: The Meeting That Never Ended

Summary of the 15th Minute of the 4th Meeting of the 1st Quarter of the year 2023

Present:

John Doe (CEO)

Jane Doe (CTO)

Bob Smith (Intern)

Alice Johnson (Intern)

The AI-powered Coffee Machine (Special Guest)

The Timekeeper (Time Traveler)

The Jester (Mood Moderator)

Agenda Items:

1. Discussion Item 1
2. Discussion Item 2
3. Discussion Item 3

Decisions:

• Nothing was decided.
• No, seriously, nothing was decided.
• We're still deciding.

Actions:

1. Send a meeting invite to the AI-powered Coffee Machine
2. Assign Bob Smith to the "Find the meaning of life" task

Notes:

The Timekeeper arrived late, citing time-travel fatigue. The Jester kept making poor dad jokes, much to everyone's dismay. The AI-powered Coffee Machine was too busy dispensing free lattes to pay attention.

Next Meeting:

Meeting 5: The One That Will Finally Get Things Done

May the odds be ever in our favor.

See also: The Secret Meeting Minutes