It was at 16:04:59 AM on Tuesday, March 14th, 2023, when we all collectively lost hope for the future of humanity.
We were supposed to be working on the Johnson Report, but instead we're just here, staring at each other, wondering if we've ever actually accomplished anything.
Forward to Minute 17: The Point Where We Started Blaming Each OtherYou know, for the sake of productivity, let's just agree that we're all just going to pretend like we're still on track, and hope no one notices.
Back to Minute 15: The Point Where We Thought We Had It All Figured OutSome notable quotes from this meeting:
"What even is the Johnson Report again?" - Karen from HR
"I thought it was a thing we had figured out, but I guess not?" - Dave from Sales
Some notable actions from this meeting:
We decided to have another meeting to discuss the Johnson Report.