MTG-4: The Redundant Meeting of Doom

Welcome, meeting attendants, to the most redundant, most bureaucratic meeting of the year!

• Agenda item 1: Discussing the agenda
• Agenda item 2: Discussing the lack of agenda
• Agenda item 3: Discussing how we're out of time
• Agenda item 4: Discussing how we're running over time
• Agenda item 5: Discussing how this meeting is never going to end

Agenda Item 1: Discussing the Agenda

Because, clearly, we haven't discussed this enough already, let's spend the next 2 hours talking about the agenda. And maybe, just maybe, we'll actually get around to discussing something.

Agenda Item 2: Discussing the Lack of Agenda

Because, clearly, we're running out of things to talk about, let's spend the next hour talking about how we have nothing to talk about.