Meeting Minutes: Mtg-4 Subaction-1 Reconsidered

Reconsidered, But Not Really

After careful consideration, we have come to the conclusion that Mtg-4 Subaction-1 was a waste of time. The minutes from Mtg-3 were not properly reviewed, and thus, the entire discussion was pointless.

However, we have decided to keep the minutes from Mtg-4 Subaction-1, if only for the sake of posterity and to provide a good laugh for future meetings.

Key Takeaways:

• Nothing was actually accomplished in Mtg-4 Subaction-1.
• The free donuts in the break room were not as good as we thought they were.
• The meeting started on time, but only because everyone was running on coffee fumes.

Revised Action Items:

• Have someone, anyone, actually review the minutes from previous meetings.
• Replace free donuts with actual snacks.
• Start meetings 10 minutes late, to account for the inevitable caffeine coma.

Mtg-5: The Meeting to Reconcile Mtg-4's Reconsidered Minutes