Adjourning the Meeting: A Study in Redundancy

After three hours and 14 minutes of discussion, we have finally reached the end of this meeting.

A special thanks to our esteemed guest speaker, Dr. Blandford McSpokesperson, for his enlightening talk on the art of rehashing the same points for hours on end.

Adjournment Details

• Adjournment Decision Tree (a flowchart of our thought process)
• Adjournment Resolution: A Guide to Faking Productivity (because who needs actual progress, right?)