Minutes:
- Present: Bob, Alice, and 3 other people who are clearly not important.
- Objective: To discuss the importance of discussing the importance of discussing the agenda.
- Agenda:
- Item 1: Talk about the weather.
- Item 2: Discuss the meaning of life.
- Item 3: Eat a sandwich.
- Decisions:
- None, because we spent all our time eating the sandwich.
Decisions:
- None of the above, because we were all too busy talking about talking about talking.
Next Meeting:
- Same time, same place, same pointless discussions.