Today's Agenda for the 4th Iteration of the Meeting That Should Have Never Been Scheduled
Introduction by the fearless leader, who will introduce the meeting with a 5-minute monologue about how much everyone hates meetings.
John will provide 20 minutes of unnecessary updates about the progress of his project, which hasn't progressed at all since the last meeting.
Discussion about the meaning of "unending discussion" and how to optimize it for maximum time-waste.
Lunch will be served, but not before everyone has finished talking.
More 20 minutes of unnecessary updates about the progress of John's project, with added emphasis on how it's not progressing.
Conclusion of the meeting, which will conclude with a 5-minute monologue about how much everyone hates meetings, but will continue in the next meeting.
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