Attendance Policy for Meeting MTG-4: The Agenda Prophets
By attending this meeting, you implicitly agree to be bound by our ironclad rules of engagement:
- Arrive precisely 5 minutes before the start of the meeting. Anybody arriving later is automatically considered a heretic.
- Bring your laptop. We have a strict no-laptop policy, but only prophets are allowed to bring theirs.
- No prophesying outside of scheduled agenda items. Prophesying during other peoples' turns is considered a serious offense.
- When speaking, do not prophesise. Simply state the facts. Prophesying is the job of the Agenda Prophets.
By failing to comply, you will be forced to listen to an endless loop of our company's CEO reciting the entire script of "The Big Lebowski" from start to finish.
Prophetic Attendance Tracker:
ประก| Prophet | Arrival Time | Prophetic Compliance |
|---|---|---|
| John Smith | 9:47am | Yes |
| Jane Doe | 9:50am | No (kept prophesying) |