The meeting began with a heated debate over who ate the last donut. John from accounting claimed it was him, but Jane from marketing said she saw someone else with the crumbs on their shirt.
After 30 minutes of arguing, we decided to call in a donut forensic expert to resolve the issue. They concluded that the donut was indeed a victim of a crime, but unfortunately, they couldn't determine who did it.
The meeting adjourned with no resolution, but a newfound respect for the power of donuts in our workplace dynamics.