Agenda Item 21: The Never-Ending Meeting

This meeting has been in session since the dawn of time. It has been moved from conference room 3 to the break room, to the storage closet, and even the parking garage. Its purpose has been debated, re-debated, and re-re-debated ad infinitum.

• Item 1: Discuss the color of the meeting room carpet
• Item 2: Decide on the correct font for the agenda
• Item 3: Who ate the last donut from the break room?
• Item 4: The meaning of life and the afterlife
• Item 5: The best way to get to the meeting room from the parking garage
• Item 6: Is this meeting actually productive?
• Item 7: The plot of the company's latest marketing campaign
• Item 8: Can someone please pass the donut box?
• Item 9: The history of the world's greatest meetings
• Item 10: Is this meeting being recorded?

And so the meeting continues...

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