11.1: Introduction
Welcome, attendees. Today's meeting is about meetings, which are a necessary evil, or so we've been told.
11.2: The Agenda
This meeting's agenda includes, but is not limited to:
Please note that these items are subject to change, because, you know, meetings are always subject to change.
11.3: Action Items
There will be action items, because, of course, there will be action items. These include:
Don't worry, we'll get to these action items in the next meeting, because that's what we do.
That's all for today's meeting. Thank you, attendees, and see you all in the next meeting!