At 10:00 AM sharp, the meeting will begin. Please be sure to arrive on time, as we can't guarantee that our coffee machine will still be functioning by that hour.
Agenda point 1 is where we will discuss the meaninglessness of our current project. Is it a waste of time? Is it a waste of money? Or is it just a waste? We will grapple with these questions for 45 minutes, at which point we will take a 15-minute break to grab some stale donuts and rehash the discussion.