Minutes from the most underwhelming meeting of the year.
Decision 4 was made, and it was a real nail-biter.
Decision 1: Buy more staplers.
Decision 2: Not actually decide to buy more staplers. We have plenty.
Decision 3: Decide not to decide, just to confuse everyone.
Decision 4: Make more copies of this meeting agenda.
Decision 5: Realize that we've been doing the same thing for years.
Decision 6: Pretend to make progress, just to look busy.