Today's Agenda:
- 10:00 AM - "What's for Breakfast?"
- 10:15 AM - "Who Ate the Last Donut?"
- 10:30 AM - "The Mysterious Case of the Missing Stapler"
- 11:00 AM - "The Future of Meetings: A Panel Discussion"
- 11:45 AM - "The Importance of Procrastination in the Modern Workplace"
Important Notice:
Please bring your favorite snack to share with the group. We'll be discussing the finer points of office politics.
Also, don't bother asking about the stapler. It's a long story.