Agenda 21 - The Meeting That Never Ends

Sub Agenda 1: Unimportant Updates

We are currently on break. Please do not leave your seat.

Agenda 21.1: The Unnecessary Review of the Obvious

Reviewing the minutes from last week's meeting, we are reminded that everyone was there and did not die.

Agenda 21.2: The Unending Discussion of the Obvious

Discussion of the obvious will continue until 5:00 PM or the sun goes down, whichever comes first.

Current time:

Agenda 21.3: The Unnecessary Vote on the Unimportant

Vote on whether or not to take a break. All in favor, say "aye." All opposed, say "nay."

Agenda 22 - The Meeting That Never Starts Agenda 23 - The Meeting That Never Ends (Again)