Agenda 18/100: The Never-Ending Meeting

8:00 AM - Welcome and Introductions (again)

  • Repeat the names of all attendees, including John from Accounting, who is not actually from Accounting.
  • Reiterate the importance of this meeting, which will be the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe.

8:30 AM - Review of the Previous 17 Agendas (and the 3 we skipped)

  • Go over each agenda item, including the infamous "who ate the last donut" incident of 2018.
  • Discuss the importance of not having donuts in the meeting room, but also how it's not actually a good idea to not have donuts.

10:00 AM - The Breakout Sessions (of the Breakout Sessions)

  • Choose from the following options:
    • Option A: More meetings about meetings.
    • Option B: The "Idea Generation" session, where we all pretend to have ideas.
    • Option C: The "I'm Not Sure What's Going On" session, where we all stare at the wall and wonder what's the point of it all.
Continue to Agenda 19: The Afternoon of Despair

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