Air Strike Team: John, the Unreliable One

John is a highly skilled but utterly useless member of the Air Strike Team. He's always late, always lost, and always eating our snacks.

• Achievements: 0 (but who's counting?)
• Credentials: None, but a degree in Google-fu

When not busy being unproductive, John can be found playing solitaire in the break room or reorganizing the office supplies "for efficiency."

See John's Medals of Distinction